He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out." Good to know, Dick.
EWAN Mc GREGOR Some of Hollywood's largest wangs are also some of its most mysterious.
First there was his nude scene in the 2004 film "A Home at the End of the World," which was reportedly cut because it excited female viewers too much during test screenings.
Later that same year the camera captured his dong for "Alexander," but again, the scene was deleted.
That's because a large dong reputation is often rooted in rumor and hearsay.
According to former fling Janice Dickinson, Neeson had "the biggest penis of any man alive.
Corroboration of that rumor comes from someone who would know.
Porn star Corina Taylor, who once dated Leto, has said, "I’ve been a porn actress for three years, and Jared was the most I ever had to work with.
Plenty of men brag about the size of their penis, and most of them are probably lying.
But there's one man who can settle any bet just by unzipping his pants: Jonah Falcon, owner of the world's biggest human penis.